"Goid dea."
Tim Apple and Sam Altman absolutely gagging on boot.
New crotch-related ski jumping scandal dropped.
An acute case of No Gay Friends.
Evil, but also ridiculous.
TGIWFWTD, amirite?
You sling beads to a hook which activates a polecat according to GUPP.
Welcome to the eleventh consecutive year of 2016 🎉
America's rich men are idiots.
Congratulations to TIME Magazine's Person of the Year: The Eternal Worm
Get well soon, everyone
Our "we're not Enron" memo is raising many questions which are already answered by our memo.
