Harry Potter Adults are still the worst but not because of what they're currently being blamed for.
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Aug 11, 2026
A preview and an invitation.
Jul 17, 2026
R.I.P. to a uniquely vile and worthless American.
Jul 14, 2026
Repressed of the Obra Dinn
Jul 10, 2026
Your Favorite Newsletter’s Favorite Newsletter
Jul 7, 2026
9 min read
The inside story of Peter Thiel's MKUltra by someone who thinks it was kind of good, actually.
Jun 30, 2026
3 min read
Gracie didn't behave like a normal giraffe.
Jun 23, 2026
4 min read
We ain't talking about Hormuz, baby.
Jun 19, 2026
6 min read
This post is dedicated to everyone who thought The Christmas Adventurers Club was “a little much.”
Jun 16, 2026
"Polka dots stayed on."
Jun 5, 2026
5 min read
They should probably stop looking!
Jun 2, 2026
Give him the business, Scotty.
May 29, 2026
Edward Bulwer-Lytton just sent me a telegram from hell that says: “WOW THIS GUY SUCKS AT WRITING STOP.”
May 26, 2026
My spoon is too big.
