Lies? Of course not, it's just a "storytelling newsletter."
May we all adopt a miniature Highland cow.
I guess we're doing this again.
Devotion to the object, luck, timing, what is shown, what is performed, what is held, and what remains mysterious, a juicy, woody fragrance.
Cronus at the drive thru.
Today in techno-pragmatism, and Intern Meggie is coming in hot.
Gym Jordan has overlooked much worse than this.
Today in fascism, and more Garfield than any of us were expecting.
Plus: Today in Crime
Stacking piggies like Janet Reno.
You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
The cultural economy of Real Person fandom, or how I learned to love the Joe Biden toploader TikTok.
