At least I'll never have to do that again, he lied.
There’s just no telling how it might turn out this time. Probably good.
Stingrays aren't crabs, I think we can all agree.
Katie eats glue, Google says to eat rocks, and Sundar Pichai doesn't care about your website traffic.
Yale’s secret societies have gone woke.
The Torment Nexus announces it has retained counsel in OpenAI dispute.
What happened when Thai Union got shellfish.
Portals in general are a bad idea.
Engage the Flirt-tron 3000, what could go wrong.
Take me to Ohio, RFK Jr.'s brain worm.
Squat lobster! Plus: an adventurous open thread.
Smells like Updike in here.
