Welcome to Lee Greenwood's Holy U.S.A. America Tabs.
F/u means "follow-up" apparently. My apologies for any past misunderstanding.
What the hell is a flush ponytail.
What is going on with shipping?
Scandal in the Goop for Bros industry.
Princess Kate found (sad), and an open thread about websites.
EXCitInG oPpOrtuniTy IN tHe DaILy musiC spACe
The Princess vanishes, again. Also Shrimp Jesus explained, and apologies to Slorg.
What are we Dune Two Tiktok?
What if Bill Bryson could actually hike?
Literally nobody has ever called New York City the Port-Au-Prince of America.
The TikTok ban, and Today in Despair.