It’s been giving Tuesday all year if you ask me.
"I wanted to hear the forbidden blood song"
"The pickles must fall as they may."
Methadone for the dead-end Posters
“Even for someone who is kind of cynical, it was shocking… You do a little scratching, and there was just rot underneath.”
"They’re all a bunch of cowards."
Twitter is going just great
Let's feel bad!
The brief and wondrous life of the gray check
I get crippling anxiety off half a hit of that voting shit.
Please don’t lick this delicious toad.
But first: Today in #Pets