What garrulous and enthusiastic texter slouches toward Bethlehem to be born
My "You Can Always Quit" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions about when you can quit, which are answered by my t-shirt.
Let's all go the lobby
This gyre? Well it isn’t NOT widening, pal.
Try OrganEx™ Zombie Fluid! It won't leave you stiff like a typical dead pig.
Martin Shkreli and polio have been here for years.
Brought to you by our corporate partners at Lockheed Martin.
You will never learn the terrible secret of Werewolf Island!
I fixed Instagram for you.
For every scientist you see, there are ten you don't see.
What WOULD you do? What would YOU do? WHAT would you DO?
And NO news about Elon Musk's sex life. 😉
