Sep 6, 2022
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10 min read
What garrulous and enthusiastic texter slouches toward Bethlehem to be born
Sep 5, 2022
4 min read
My "You Can Always Quit" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions about when you can quit, which are answered by my t-shirt.
Aug 22, 2022
2 min read
Let's all go the lobby
Aug 4, 2022
5 min read
This gyre? Well it isn’t NOT widening, pal.
Aug 3, 2022
8 min read
Try OrganExTM Zombie Fluid! It won't leave you stiff like a typical dead pig.
Aug 2, 2022
6 min read
Martin Shkreli and polio have been here for years.
Aug 1, 2022
Brought to you by our corporate partners at Lockheed Martin.
Jul 29, 2022
7 min read
You will never learn the terrible secret of Werewolf Island!
Jul 28, 2022
I fixed Instagram for you.
Jul 27, 2022
For every scientist you see, there are ten you don't see.
Jul 26, 2022
What WOULD you do? What would YOU do? WHAT would you DO?
Jul 25, 2022
9 min read
And NO news about Elon Musk's sex life. 😉
